And I am into the opposite sex too.

Ever notice the so called speciality channels that comes all neatly bundled up in your cable choices? Like a western channel, that supposedly shows two western movies every day, but when did Dirty Harry become a western classic?:

Sure didn't know that when watching the Mystery Channel, that Sleepless in Seattle was a mystery.

Then there is the cooking channel. I mean I always thought the idea of cooking shows,...